WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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