Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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