Me too!
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
my god I love twenty year old dicks
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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