shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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