last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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