Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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