I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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