im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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