Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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