Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Randomize
