he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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