i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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