It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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