dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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