Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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