Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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