There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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