If that was your dad, he is hot
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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