So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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