none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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