Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Randomize
