He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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