The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i permit you to call me
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
You made out with two different species that night
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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