i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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