she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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