Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
There r osticjed everywhere
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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