New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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