we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Randomize
