I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
as a side note pls kill me
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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