Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Randomize
