Dual....:-)
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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