i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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