My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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