im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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