Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
