Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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