I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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