is your mom at the bar?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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