That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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