Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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