I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
He better not be in your backpack
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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