love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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