he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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