i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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