your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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