I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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