Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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