My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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