yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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