Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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