You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize