yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
i will never coherently bang her
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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